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These are some lies we made up about Barry.
The ghost of a young cowboy has once in a while been witnessed in a mirror in a Barry house; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror. Anyhow, it is indisputably a scary ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An alien is occasionally perceived in Barry Historic District around midnight dragging a body across the dirt.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world has been said to have been seen on several instances cleaning a blood-splattered rag in Jennings Spring very late at night.
The ghost of a miner may sometimes be distinguished in Horn Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise crying out people's names.
A colossal dromedary has often been noticed staring at the water by De Wees Lake Dam at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Barry
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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