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These are some lies we made up about Barrington.
A female lacking a head was observed scooping out a nook in Aram Park at the stroke of midnight. The appearance of the witness terrified the ghost who then faded away.
A guy without a head materialized beside the water at Echo Lake demolishing a map. The bystander got freaked out and ran away. In any case, it's sure a bloodcurdling ghost that should be left alone.
The phantom of an old prospector with a big mustache and a hook instead of his hand was distinguished in an autopart store in the Barrington area. The spirit did not seem to be bothered by the eye witnesses.
A gigantic peccary was perceived by Forest Lake Dam before sunrise staring at the water.
The ghost of an old female clutching a pistol was noticed eating a chicken drumstick among the plants of Spring Creek Valley Forest Preserve. The phantom saluted the watcher.
The ghost of an old Indian chief has regularly been witnessed struggling out from a storm drain on a Barrington
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avenue in the early morning hours. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant ghost that is better not disturbed.
The Pied Piper is frequently spotted trying to hide a cadaver in Cotton Creek Marsh before dawn.
A black as coal dog that shifted shape into a lady has purportedly been made out on a handful of occasions playing a piece of
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music on a harpsichord in a Barrington residence. No matter what folks articulate, it's a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a young lady clad as a maid may regularly be seen sobbing by Cary Creek. Loads of locals say this ghost can be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Barrington some decades ago.
The ghost of a destitute guy may be spotted time and again in a Barrington secondary school late at night strolling the corridors. Residents assert that this ghost is perhaps the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Barrington.
A space man from another planet is now and then seen in a residence outside Barrington.
An extraterrestrial has been said to have been noticed on a handful of occasions attempting to snatch something by the entrance to Chain O'Lakes State Park.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft has repeatedly been seen seeking a map beneath a parked Pontiac in a Barrington parking lot at midnight.
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alien voyager from the cosmos is often observed meditating very late at night by a road sign in Barrington.
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Ghost Sightings From Barrington
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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