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These are some lies we made up about Baldwin.
The ghost of a tied up lady is from time to time noticed dragging a dead body across the ground in Baldwin Lake State Fish and Wildlife Area after midnight. Regardless of what, this ghost certainly is scary; one that should be shunned.
An ET has allegedly been made out on many instances at Baldwin Plant Cooling Lake Dam late at night hollowing out a cavity.
An enormous grizzly bear can every so often be noticed on the shore of Baldwin Power Plant Cooling Lake piling stones.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object is frequently perceived in the center of Doza Creek guzzling blood from a beaker.
A female gripping her head under her arm has been perceived on a few instances by a woman canoeing in a river close to Baldwin.
The ghost of a man with half his head absent may repeatedly be observed taking a rest on the floor in a trailer in Baldwin. Regardless of what folks state, this is an unpleasant spirit that
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you would not want to meet late in the night.
A space alien from planet Jupiter can be spotted frequently talking into the night beside a lamppost in Baldwin.
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Ghost Sightings From Baldwin
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Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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