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A menacing skeleton has often been observed munching on a cookie in Crane Grove Creek. If you listen to what the local residents allege, this ghost is almost certainly the undead ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Baileyville. Either way, this is an unlikable phantom that any sane person wouldn't want to meet.
A fluorescent human figure is repeatedly witnessed on the pinnacle of Coffman Bluff in the early morning hours glancing at the sight.
A massive skunk can repeatedly be seen smoking a pipe in Freeport Prairie Nature Preserve before dawn.
The ghost of a young gentleman wearing a coat can be spotted very frequently walking a dog very late at night on a shadowy Baileyville lane. A lot of local residents declare this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Baileyville local resident. In any event, it's a scary ghost that should be steered clear of.
A beheaded gentleman has occasionally been made out peeping through house windows in Baileyville before sunrise. No matter what, it is in all certainty a scary ghost that is preferably not upset.
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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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