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These are some lies we made up about Avon.
An extraterrestrial from space is now and then witnessed swallowing gas from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Avon.
A woman with a moderately transparent body has been noticed on frequent instances down at the water at Avondale Lake yelling at the eye witness to stay away. In any event, it certainly is a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not upset.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may now and then be perceived going out of control in Prairie City Park at night.
An ET from Saturn has repeatedly been made out walking a Saint Bernard around midnight on a shadowy Avon residential road.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is often distinguished drifting down on Aylesworth Branch around midnight. Residents here assert that this spirit gets pleasure from frightening unwise people who come looking for spirits in Avon.
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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