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The ghost of a gentleman grasping a sword is frequently distinguished at Diebert-Hortsman Dam late in the night taking pleasure in the vista.
An ET from planet Mercury has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of instances after midnight following a passing Honda on a shady road near Aviston.
A colossal muskrat can repeatedly be made out in the backseat of a Honda by the driver catching a glimpse of the spirit in her rear view mirror before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from space may be seen frequently picking flowers in the yard of a house in Aviston.
A lady with worms crawling out of her nostrils has from time to time been distinguished down at the water at Ron Lake screaming at the eye witness to beat it. Many folks who live here say this ghost could be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Aviston long ago. In any event, it sure is a frightening ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Aviston
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Ghost Sightings From Aviston
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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