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These are some lies we made up about Ava.
Plato was made out going bananas in Bower Park at night.
The ghost of a farmer in a farmer hat came into view tossing boulders next to a streetlamp in Ava. When the phantom was witnessed it faded away into the air.
An alien from the Moon was seen on the top of Sugar Hill before sunrise studying the vista.
A young-looking girl in a bloody prom dress materialized dragging a corpse from the freezing water of Brushy Fork in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost was consumed by the air after being distinguished. No matter what, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A woman with a blue face was perceived strolling from mobile home to mobile home before dawn on an Ava street. When seen the ghost came close to the eye witness who then ran off.
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Ghost Sightings From Ava
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Ghost Sightings From Ava
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
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