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These are some lies we made up about Aurora.
Bigfoot is often distinguished at Aurora Dam in the early morning hours enjoying the view.
A colossal ermine can regularly be observed strolling through a trailer right next door to Aurora.
A big creepy ogre may be perceived over and over again in Big Woods around midnight screaming at a shrub.
A guy with a knife in his head is occasionally observed in a phone booth in Aurora talking on the phone.
An martian tourist from another planet has been said to have been witnessed on a few instances mounding bricks down a desolate highway near Aurora before sunrise.
An extremely large beaver was observed pulling a dead body from the cold water of East Run late at night.
A guy's body having the head of a raccoon materialized by the shore at Lake Law trying to find a picture. When made out the phantom came near the watcher who then fled. One thing's for sure, it's undeniably a bloodcurdling ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
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ghost of a guy clutching a sword was spotted spending time in a derelict building in Aurora. This specific ghost has been perceived over and over again in this spot.
A colossal musk deer materialized in Aurora West County Forest Preserve at midnight smoking a pipe.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her ears was seen traveling on a scooter
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on a shadowy highway close to Aurora. Other accounts of this spirit have been conveyed. In any event, this spirit certainly is menacing; one that you do not want to meet before sunrise.
Nicolaus Copernicus was witnessed in a home in Aurora.
The ghost of a shackled up lady has repeatedly been perceived in an Aurora residence. Regardless of what, this is an unlikable phantom that any sane person wouldn't want to encounter.
A lady with the head of a goblin is repeatedly noticed attempting to verbalize something in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor right by the park headquarters. Whatever people exclaim, it undoubtedly is a menacing ghost that should be stayed away from.
A gigantic canary has purportedly been seen on numerous instances strolling along a deserted highway close to Aurora.
A huge weasel can often be seen at Chain O'Lakes State Park reflecting.
A space man from the cosmos can be distinguished often appearing in a washroom mirror.
An extraterrestrial has sometimes
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been spotted very late at night pursuing a passing car on a shadowy road close to Aurora.
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Ghost Sightings From Aurora
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Ghost Sightings From Aurora
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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