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These are some lies we made up about Augusta.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has regularly been perceived at Augusta Lake Dam on a dark night looking at the vista.
A gigantic colt is frequently made out reading a newsletter in Community Park in the early morning hours.
A massive puppy has been said to have been distinguished on frequent instances in the center of Panther Creek hauling a human headbone.
William Shakespeare can regularly be noticed struggling out of a storm drain on an Augusta residential street late at night.
The phantom of a down-and-out man can be perceived repeatedly performing a melody on an accordion in an Augusta flat. Regardless of what folks utter, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to come across after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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