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These are some lies we made up about Auburn.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a big beard and a wooden left leg was observed picking flowers in the side yard of a trailer in Auburn. This precise ghost has been made out very frequently in this area. It has been said that this individual spirit loves startling foolhardy folks who come searching for spirits in Auburn. In any event, it certainly is a creepy phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space alien was witnessed burying a corpse by a large rock in Union Park at the stroke of midnight.
A huge porcupine is frequently observed drifting along Little Panther Creek before sunrise.
A gigantic puma is rumored to have been observed on frequent occasions looking at the vista at Virden Recreation Club Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
An martian explorer from another solar system can often be witnessed by an old man camping at a campground close to Auburn.
William Shakespeare can be spotted very often relaxing on a
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stool in a home in Auburn.
The ghost of a flight attendant has every now and then been distinguished searching for a box beneath a streetlamp in Auburn. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost may be the spirit of a local person who died here in Auburn some time ago. Regardless of what, this is a nasty ghost that should be stayed
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away from.
An enormous lamb is from time to time witnessed striding from trailer to trailer late at night on an Auburn avenue.
An ET from deep space is rumored to have been seen on numerous instances browsing through the fridge in the kitchen of an Auburn residence around midnight.
An extremely large marten may occasionally be perceived gazing at folks in an Auburn home through a door crack.
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
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At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
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