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These are some lies we made up about Atlanta.
A space alien from the cosmos has once in a while been noticed strolling through a residence near Atlanta.
A colossal chameleon is once in a while made out walking through an Atlanta neighborhood burial ground.
A female person has supposedly been noticed on a few instances at Clear Creek around midnight flinging bricks into the water. According to the folks who live here, this spirit is the undeceased spirit of a long departed Atlanta local person. One thing's for guaranteed, this is a bad ghost that should be kept away from.
A space alien may now and then be spotted smoking a pipe alongside a desolate road in close proximity to Atlanta after midnight.
The martian commander of a flying saucer was perceived at Hickory Lake Dam before dawn taking pleasure in the vista.
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Ghost Sightings From Atlanta
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Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
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