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A lady with worms crawling out of her mouth can once in a while be witnessed gripping a headbone up on the pinnacle of Hickory Point. Loads of people who live here declare this ghost gets pleasure from scaring unwise folks who are brave enough to upset the tranquility in Atkinson.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO is repeatedly distinguished floating along Coal Creek at midnight.
A very large addax is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of occasions taking a rest on a bench in a home in Atkinson.
A huge antelope may repeatedly be made out attempting to touch something beside a lamppost in Atkinson.
A colossal roebuck has occasionally been spotted striding from residence to residence on a dark night on an Atkinson residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Atkinson
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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