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These are some lies we made up about Athens.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet can frequently be observed gazing at the water by Cilca Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
A gigantic pig has occasionally been perceived struggling to grasp something next to the water at Cilca Lake.
A space invader from planet Mercury has been said to have been noticed on numerous instances reasoning in the center of Cantrall Creek.
Cinderella may now and then be perceived staggering by the side of a desolate road near Athens.
A guy devoid of a head was witnessed pulling a cadaver through some bushes in Gurgens Park before dawn. The spirit was swallowed by the thin air after being observed.
A tremendously terrifying ghost was made out having a seat on a stool in a trailer near Athens. When witnessed the phantom approached the bystander who then ran off.
A space invader from another galaxy emerged in the rear seat of a Nissan by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in her rear view mirror at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Athens
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Ghost Sightings From Athens
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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