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These are some lies we made up about Astoria.
A woman with her left arm and right leg amputated has from time to time been made out at Camp Immanuel Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise shouting. Some of the folks here argue this ghost likes frightening folks who are fearless enough to disturb the calm in Astoria. In any event, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy is every now and then distinguished trying to say something in Izaac Walton Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has been said to have been noticed on a small number of instances standing by a deserted road near Astoria.
A space invader may now and then be distinguished fishing from the water's edge of Sullivan Lake around midnight.
An extremely large porcupine has regularly been perceived late in the night creeping out of Cross Slough covered in filth.
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Ghost Sightings From Astoria
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Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
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