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These are some lies we made up about Ashton.
A sasquatch was perceived taking a rest at a coffee table in an Ashton residence.
A woman having an axe in her head emerged at Beach Creek very late at night throwing rocks into the water. Frightened by the observers the ghost made its way into the night. It has been claimed that this particular ghost loves scaring people who come looking for ghosts in Ashton. In any event, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that should be shunned.
A drifting ghost was perceived in a secluded place in the neighborhood of Ashton. When distinguished the ghost approached the onlooker who then fled. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant ghost that is rather not upset.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot was witnessed hitch-hiking in the middle of a murky road in the neighborhood of Ashton. This specific phantom has been seen over and over again in this place. One thing is for certain, it undoubtedly is a menacing ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into around midnight.
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menacing ghost of a Gaul was made out sipping fuel from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Ashton. There have been several stories with reference to this ghost in the vicinity. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost may very well be a famous old days native of Ashton.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashton
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Ghost Sightings From Ashton
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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