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These are some lies we made up about Ashmore.
An extremely large guinea pig may now and then be made out twinkling a kerosene lamp in the center of Brush Creek.
A gigantic newt is regularly perceived terrifying people at Temples Pond Dam on a dark night.
A Pterodactyl has supposedly been observed on frequent instances staggering through a home in Ashmore.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief can often be spotted before dawn looking over The Rocks Park. A number of of the folks who live in this town declare this ghost is the undead soul of a long forgotten Ashmore local resident.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady can be made out very often wandering through a trailer near Ashmore.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashmore
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Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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