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These are some lies we made up about Ashley.
A sizeable creepy dragon has supposedly been made out on numerous occasions staring at the water by Ashley Dam before sunrise.
The ghost of a youthful female sporting a blood-covered dress may often be perceived staggering from house to house very late at night on an Ashley avenue. One thing is for certain, it's sure a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A huge musk-ox has from time to time been made out staring irritably at the witness up on the summit of The Pinnacle.
The ghost of an 8 foot tall colossal guy is once in a while observed taking a rest at the kitchen counter in an Ashley mobile home. One of the folks who live here determinedly declares that this phantom is perhaps the undeparted phantom of a resident who used to have a home here in Ashley.
The ghost of an adolescent girl is rumored to have been made out on several instances in a deserted spot near Ashley.
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
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