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These are some lies we made up about Ashkum.
The spirit of an adolescent girl can sometimes be observed at Prairie Creek late in the night heaving rocks into the stream.
The ghost of a woman having half her head gone has often been witnessed on the shore of Fish Lake howling at the eye witness to be off. If you listen to what the local residents assert, this spirit is most likely the stressed spirit of a local person who used to dwell here in Ashkum.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is regularly perceived in an Ashkum highschool around midnight striding the corridors.
A body with a skeleton face having on murky robes has been said to have been witnessed on frequent occasions in a house close to Ashkum.
An extraterrestrial can repeatedly be noticed trying to find a glove beneath a parked pickup in an Ashkum parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashkum
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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