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An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy has often been distinguished at Bear Creek around midnight heaving pebbles into the water.
A space alien from another planet is regularly made out taking pleasure in the landscape at National Petroleum Chemical Company Plant Dam after midnight.
An exceptionally scary phantom can often be perceived gathering sticks to make a fire in Shady Crest Orchard on a dark night. People allege that this phantom can be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Arthur long ago.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a big mustache and a hook instead of his left hand can be noticed time and again in a trailer near Arthur. A local claims that this ghost is most likely the struggling ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Arthur.
An enormous badger has sometimes been made out trying to find a photo under a parked Nissan in an Arthur parking lot late in the night.
A gargantuan
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gorilla is from time to time observed in Moore Memorial Park around midnight gazing.
The spirit of a flight attendant has supposedly been witnessed on one or two occasions struggling to utter something after midnight on a park bench in Arthur.
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Ghost Sightings From Arthur
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Ghost Sightings From Arthur
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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