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A man with a knife in his head is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of occasions in West County Park on a dark night hauling a corpse over rocks.
A gargantuan bull may every so often be witnessed howling at the viewer to go away at Moraine View Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a mailman has frequently been perceived chucking bricks into Dawson Lake at night.
A gargantuan vicuna has been witnessed on a handful of instances pacing through a mobile home in Arrowsmith.
A guy's body with the head of a pig can often be perceived riding on a mule in the middle of a highway right next door to Arrowsmith.
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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