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An enormous parakeet has been said to have been spotted on a few occasions in the middle of Baker Creek attempting to state something.
An ET from planet Neptune may be witnessed very often looking at the sight from the peak of Mount Langham late in the night.
An Anchisaurus has every now and then been witnessed in Beckman Park before sunrise hauling a body through some bushes.
The ghost of a young-looking lady having on a blood-splattered prom dress is once in a while perceived nosing around in mailboxes late at night in Aroma Park. It has been asserted that this particular ghost may well be a well-known yesteryear native of Aroma Park. Anyhow, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The phantom of an eleven feet tall colossal person is rumored to have been perceived on a few instances playing a piece of music on a harp in an Aroma Park house.
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Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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