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The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was made out floating by on Buck Creek around midnight.
A fluorescent human shape was observed in a secluded place close to Armstrong. The arrival of the observer scared the phantom who then vanished.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy has frequently been witnessed mailing an envelope at an Armstrong post office.
A space invader from another galaxy is regularly observed sipping fuel from a gas pump at a fueling station in Armstrong.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object is known to have been perceived on a handful of instances talking into the night as if somebody in addition was near.
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Ghost Sightings From Armstrong
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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