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These are some lies we made up about Armington.
A giant ermine is frequently distinguished gazing at the water by Dennis Lake Dam late in the night.
An ET from Saturn has been said to have been noticed on several occasions fly fishing from the water's edge of Dennis Lake before dawn.
A young-looking girl sporting a blood-splattered wedding dress can often be spotted at the stroke of midnight floating down on Middle Fork Sugar Creek. Regardless of what, this phantom unquestionably is scary; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A large creepy ogre can be made out often gulping water from Gold Spring in the early morning hours.
A giant moose has every so often been distinguished looking scary at midnight on a lawn in Armington.
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Ghost Sightings From Armington
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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