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These are some lies we made up about Argenta.
The ghost of a terribly charred female was noticed in Friends Creek County Park in the early morning hours searching for a bag. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the bystander.
A space man from planet Mars has regularly been noticed hitch-hiking next to a gloomy road near Argenta.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is repeatedly seen smoking a cigar by Friends Creek.
A giant ocelot has been witnessed on a handful of instances drinking diesel from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Argenta.
The ghost of an engine driver can regularly be noticed walking a Terrier before dawn on a shady Argenta road. Many residents claim this ghost likes terrifying foolhardy folks who have the guts to interrupt the tranquility in Argenta. In any event, it certainly is a menacing ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Argenta
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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