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A space alien from planet Neptune is frequently made out by Concord Reservoir Dam around midnight looking at the water.
The spirit of a badly scorched woman has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions annihilating an object at Duncan Spring after midnight.
The spirit of a train driver can frequently be observed by Clear Creek guzzling blood from a cup.
A very large burro can be made out over and over again in the early morning hours before sunrise studying Sugar Hollow in detail.
The ghost of a critically mangled hunter hauling a dead moose has once in a while been made out on the water's edge of Roegge Lake sipping soda pop. A number of of the residents allege this phantom is that of a local resident who had a house here in Arenzville some decades ago.
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Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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