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These are some lies we made up about Arcola.
An alien from Saturn has from time to time been made out in a grocery store in the Arcola neighborhood.
A massive eland is now and then observed in Moore Memorial Park late at night dragging a cadaver across the ground.
The spirit of a young-looking lady with a cord around her neck can every now and then be made out trying on socks in an Arcola residence. A lot of folks who live here say this phantom loves frightening unwise people who have the nerve to upset the tranquility in Arcola. In any case, this spirit certainly is terrifying; one that should be left alone.
A space alien from outer space was observed snooping in mailboxes at midnight in Arcola.
A space invader was seen before dawn floating along Flat Branch.
Bigfoot became visible performing a piece of music on a harpsichord in an Arcola trailer.
The martian mechanic of a UFO was witnessed in a mirror in an Arcola mobile home; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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