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An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy is frequently seen attempting to capture something beside a streetlamp in Apple River.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is known to have been witnessed on a handful of instances in Apple River Canyon State Park before dawn twinkling a flash light.
A gigantic anteater can be spotted frequently startling folks near Apple River Canyon State Park.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is sometimes noticed rummaging around in a fridge in the kitchen of an Apple River mobile home at night.
An martian tourist from another solar system may sometimes be perceived looking at the water by Apple Canyon Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Apple River
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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