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These are some lies we made up about Antioch.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship came into view meditating beneath a lamppost in Antioch.
A giant otter materialized strolling from residence to residence around midnight on an Antioch residential road.
An alien tourist from the cosmos was perceived sitting at a coffee table in an Antioch residence.
A gentleman having an axe in his head was observed flinging pieces of wood into Cross Lake around midnight. When perceived the ghost came within reach of the observer who then fled. Several of the people who live in this town declare this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long gone Antioch local person. In any case, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space man from planet Neptune has repeatedly been spotted in Cedar Lake Bog Nature Preserve in the early morning hours before sunrise hauling a cadaver over the grass.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is frequently spotted going berserk
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at the water at Columbia Bay.
A Pteranodon has allegedly been perceived on a small number of occasions by Eagle Creek digging an opening.
An alien can often be distinguished piling boulders at Chain O'Lakes State Park.
A guy's body with the head of a skunk can be noticed frequently at Lake Linden Dam in the early morning hours
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trashing a glove. It's been said that this exact phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Antioch some time ago.
A colossal zebra has sometimes been seen staring at people in an Antioch apartment through an air vent.
A colossal toad has allegedly been seen on a handful of instances glancing at the sight from the pinnacle of Gander Mountain late in the night.
Galileo can occasionally be noticed in a desolate place in the neighborhood of Antioch.
A giant leopard is frequently spotted posting a box at an Antioch post office.
An martian tourist from another galaxy may regularly be perceived verbalizing into the air as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
The spirit of a gentleman grasping a sword may be seen time and again walking a Rottweiler at midnight on a shadowy Antioch road.
The ghost of a lady with a word carved into her head has sometimes been witnessed in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor at the park headquarters shouting.
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space invader from Venus is sometimes distinguished staring through mobile home windows in Antioch at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Antioch
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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