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These are some lies we made up about Annapolis.
A big frightening monster is frequently observed flinging rocks into the current at Elm Creek late at night.
A gigantic beaver has allegedly been made out on numerous occasions gazing at the water by Athey Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A very large goat can often be perceived smoking a pipe on the water's edge of Athey Lake.
A decapitated guy may be spotted often browsing through trash cans on an Annapolis avenue. One of the residents definitely claims that this ghost is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Annapolis long ago.
A colossal grizzly bear is from time to time observed dragging a body across the dirt in Crawford County State Fish and Wildlife Area very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Annapolis
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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