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These are some lies we made up about Anna.
The phantom of a bum has often been seen in an Anna house.
A gargantuan chamois is rumored to have been observed on frequent instances marching beside a deserted road near Anna.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can often be distinguished in Kratzinger Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise gulping root beer.
An enormous platypus may be made out often hiding a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Berryville Shale Glade Nature Preserve at night.
A space man from Pluto has every so often been observed by Anna State Hospital Reservoir Dam around midnight looking at the water.
A gargantuan impala is occasionally spotted down near Roaring Spring after midnight searching for somebody.
The ghost of a youthful lady drenched in blood has purportedly been perceived on frequent instances floating by on Little Creek on a dark night. Regardless of what folks say, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go searching
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for.
The phantom of an aged sorceress can occasionally be distinguished up on the highest spot of Iron Mountain staring. One thing's for certain, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be shunned.
A very large kangaroo has often been made out emerging in a closet mirror.
A woman's body having a bear's head has supposedly been
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noticed on a few instances resting on a bench in a house near Anna. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Anna before the present.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy can frequently be spotted on a dark night hurrying after a passing Ford on a shady highway near Anna.
An alien may be seen frequently in the rear seat of a truck by the driver distinguishing the phantom in his rear view mirror late in the night.
A guy with the head of a goblin has now and then been made out by a man canoeing in a river in the vicinity of Anna.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is once in a while noticed pointing at the viewer near the entrance to Columbus-Belmont Battlefield State Park.
A half decomposed human body may once in a while be distinguished taking a rest in a beanbag in a trailer in Anna. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that you don't want to bump into on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Anna
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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