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An ET from another world is known to have been spotted on frequent instances by Dodges Creek contemplating.
The spirit of a farmer having on a worn straw hat was made out in an Andalusia house. When witnessed the ghost came near the witness who then fled.
A youthful girl sporting a blood-covered dress showed up coming into view in a closet mirror. This individual ghost has been seen often in this spot. Based on what the locals assert, this ghost is that of a local who lived here in Andalusia some decades ago.
The alien mechanic of a UFO was perceived sitting in an armchair in a residence near Andalusia.
A lady with a bottle-green face materialized on the apex of Army Ridge Bluffs at midnight staring at the view. There have been many reports regarding this ghost in the neighborhood. Regardless of what, this spirit indisputably is terrifying; one that is rather not upset.
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Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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