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These are some lies we made up about Amboy.
A moderately translucent guy clad as the skipper of a liner is repeatedly made out watching cable in an Amboy living room after midnight.
A gargantuan ocelot has purportedly been made out on a handful of instances burying a dead body by a large rock in Temperance Hill Cemetery Prairie Nature Preserve late at night.
An ET from Mars may regularly be witnessed at Bass Lake Dam before sunrise downing blood from a container.
The ghost of a young gentleman wearing a confederate uniform has every now and then been spotted on the shore of Bass Lake trying to locate a book. In any event, it's undeniably a bloodcurdling ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A Brachiosaurus is rumored to have been noticed on one or two instances going through trash cans on an Amboy residential road.
The ghost of a street bum may occasionally be seen in Inlet Grove after midnight burrowing a hole in the soil. It's been asserted that this exact ghost
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is the struggling soul of a long dead Amboy resident. No matter what, this ghost sure is menacing; one that should be let alone.
The ghost of a young woman soaked in blood is repeatedly observed on an Amboy residential road at the stroke of midnight. Regardless of what folks express, this is an intimidating spirit that is better not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Amboy
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Ghost Sightings From Amboy
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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