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These are some lies we made up about Alvin.
A big chilling dragon may once in a while be noticed reading a magazine mid stream in Jordan Creek.
A man that turned into a vampire was made out hauling a human cranium in Christman Park before sunrise. When the onlooker showed up the ghost fled. Some of the locals allege this ghost could be a distinguished past resident of Alvin.
A massive moose emerged rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Alvin residence in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from another galaxy was seen seated at a table in an Alvin building.
Ferdinand Magellan showed up looking at people in an Alvin building through a peephole.
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Ghost Sightings From Alvin
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Ghost Sightings From Alvin
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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