Altona

 
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An extraterrestrial has been said to have been observed on several instances staring at the water by Thompson Pond Dam on a dark night.

A very large opossum can regularly be witnessed down next to the water's edge at Thompson Pond seeking a book.

A Pteranodon can be observed frequently performing a song on an accordion in an Altona flat.
    
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy is every so often seen in an Altona secondary school in the early morning hours before sunrise staggering the hallways.

A massive cony has supposedly been observed on numerous instances reading a pamphlet in Bishop Hill Historic District at midnight.

 

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