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The ghost of a young woman clad as a maid was perceived gazing at the water by Thompson Pond Dam before dawn. This spirit is extremely active in this vicinity; there have been numerous additional accounts of this specific spirit. People here who have perceived this spirit declare this spirit gets pleasure from terrifying folks who are brave enough to disrupt the calm in Altona.
The spirit of a young-looking cowboy is regularly seen twinkling a light on the water's edge of Thompson Pond. One thing is for certain, it's a frightening ghost that should be stayed away from.
The ghost of a gold-miner has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions walking by the side of a gloomy road near Altona.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy may be seen very frequently in Bishop Hill Historic District late at night hiding a dead body by a sizeable rock.
An extremely large weasel has once in a while been seen looking chilling in the center of Dugout Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Altona
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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