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Johann Sebastian Bach appeared looking at the water by Thompson Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.

An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy showed up smoking a pipe in a canoe on Thompson Pond.
    
An old knight's armor without a person inside was perceived reading a magazine along a secluded road close to Altona in the early morning hours before sunrise. This spirit is exceptionally active in this neighborhood; there have been a small number of additional reports of this specific spirit. According to what the local residents argue, this ghost may be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Altona before the present. In any event, it in all certainty is a frightening phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.

A space man from planet Mercury was seen being in an uninhabited home in Altona.

A space man from deep space has repeatedly been perceived sniveling in Bishop Hill Historic District before sunrise.

 

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