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These are some lies we made up about Alton.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer has frequently been made out in a deserted spot in the vicinity of Alton.
The ghost of a lady with a sack bound around her head is regularly perceived by Black Creek demolishing a picture. In any event, this phantom undeniably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gargantuan mule is known to have been spotted on a handful of instances looking at the water by Alton Twin Lakes South Dam around midnight.
A space invader from planet Mercury may frequently be perceived on the shore of Alton Twin Lakes South Lake having a steak.
A large bloodcurdling dragon can be spotted often smoking a cigar in Hop Hollow at night.
A sizeable bloodcurdling ghost has every so often been seen reading a pamphlet in Adams Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive musk-ox is from time to time perceived by Old Channel Wood River looking for a man.
The ghost of a tied up gentleman
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has purportedly been perceived on many occasions staring down into the water at Mobile Island in the early morning hours. Locals allege that this phantom takes pleasure in frightening folks who have the nerve to interrupt the serenity in Alton.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy may sometimes be seen waving to cars beside a shadowy
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road near Alton.
A gigantic walrus has regularly been perceived dispatching a box at an Alton post office.
The ghost of a hobo is regularly noticed talking into the thin air as if someone in addition was present.
A gargantuan whale has allegedly been noticed on a few occasions walking a dog late at night on a dark Alton street.
A space invader may repeatedly be observed yelling names outside the entrance to Castlewood State Park.
The phantom of a young lady drenched in blood may be distinguished very often watching movies in an Alton living room before sunrise. No matter what, this is a hostile ghost that should be shunned.
An alien voyager from deep space has from time to time been witnessed rummaging around in trash cans on an Alton road.
A gargantuan hog is once in a while distinguished suspended in the air like a blimp in Alton.
An alien from another world is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of occasions gazing at a guy slumbering on a couch in a building in Alton.
The ghost
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of an aged witch can sometimes be noticed in an autopart store in the Alton neighborhood.
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Ghost Sightings From Alton
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Ghost Sightings From Alton
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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