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An enormous guinea pig materialized thinking next to a lamppost in Alton.

The alien mechanic of a UFO was witnessed strolling from house to house at midnight on an Alton avenue.

An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet materialized rummaging around in a bookshelf in the living room of an Alton residence before dawn.
    
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was spotted looking creepy in the middle of Black Creek.

A lady with larvae crawling out of her nostrils was seen staring at the water by Alton Twin Lakes South Dam at the stroke of midnight. The spirit talked about avenging a killing. Well, this ghost certainly is menacing; one that you wouldn't want to come across at the stroke of midnight.

Aristotle has frequently been seen in a wooden boat on Alton Twin Lakes South Lake looking irritably at the onlooker.

The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object is regularly observed going mad in Hop Hollow before sunrise.
 

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