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The alien pilot of a UFO has been said to have been perceived on frequent instances calling out people's names in Effingham County Fairgrounds late at night.
A huge reptile may often be observed glugging down diesel from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Altamont.
A medusa may be seen time and again at Altamont Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours looking furiously at the watcher.
A gigantic boar has every now and then been spotted chucking rocks into Altamont Reservoir at night.
The ghost of a pregnant woman is occasionally perceived pulling a dead body from the cold water of Cedar Creek before dawn. A person who lives here declares that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long forgotten Altamont resident.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system has supposedly been made out on a small number of occasions chatting into the air as if someone else was in attendance.
A space invader from the cosmos can once in a while be distinguished looking through home windows in Altamont around midnight.
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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