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These are some lies we made up about Alsip.
A huge pony may be perceived often mounding bricks next to a wild highway near Alsip at midnight.
The alien navigator of a UFO has occasionally been witnessed in Stony Creek in the early morning hours trying to deposit a dead body.
Galileo is occasionally witnessed in Bachelor Grove before sunrise sawing down a towering tree.
A gigantic leopard can every so often be witnessed looking at the water by Midlothian Creek Dam late in the night.
A cyclop has repeatedly been perceived next to the water at Lake Arrowhead guzzling orange juice.
An alien from Mars is regularly noticed at Midlothian Creek after midnight chucking pebbles into the stream.
A woman devoid of a head has supposedly been noticed on a handful of occasions in Ada Park in the early morning hours before sunrise conversing into the thin air.
A gigantic salamander can frequently be distinguished gazing over Kickapoo Meadows before sunrise.
A gentleman
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without a head can be seen often standing by a desolate road close to Alsip.
An incredibly scary ghost has once in a while been seen mounted on a moped on a shadowy highway outside Alsip.
A massive giraffe is occasionally observed in an Alsip residence.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a big mustache and a hook instead of
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his right hand has allegedly been witnessed on numerous instances wandering down a wild highway right next door to Alsip. One thing is for sure, it's a scary ghost that should be left alone.
The ghost of an elderly lady gripping a gun may every so often be seen flashing a light in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor near the park headquarters.
A space alien from deep space was made out sitting on a couch in a building in the vicinity of Alsip.
The ghost of an old Indian chief showed up in the backseat of a Pontiac by the driver catching a glimpse of the phantom in her rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight. There have been further descriptions regarding this ghost in the area.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady was witnessed in Kankakee River State Park at the ranger station looking menacing. Numerous stories of this phantom have been conveyed. Several of the folks who live in this town assert this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Alsip some decades
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Ghost Sightings From Alsip
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Ghost Sightings From Alsip
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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