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These are some lies we made up about Alsey.
A massive tiger materialized yelling names of people at Alsey Lake Dam late in the night.
An alien voyager from outer space was spotted pacing through a house right next door to Alsey.
The ghost of a civil war fighter was seen at Big Branch at the stroke of midnight hurling stones into the flowing water. The ghost nodded to the observer. One thing's for certain, this is an unlikable ghost that you would not want to encounter on a dark night.
A space man from the cosmos was seen howling at the bystander to beat it in American Legion Park around midnight.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship has repeatedly been noticed in a phone booth in Alsey talking on the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Alsey
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Ghost Sightings From Alsey
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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