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These are some lies we made up about Alpha.
A space invader from the cosmos can occasionally be seen at Crescent Lake Dam late in the night articulating into the night.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady was perceived by Mud Creek reading a magazine. Further stories of this ghost have been described. It has been claimed that this precise ghost is the undead soul of a long dead Alpha person who lived here.
A pitch black dog that turned into a female materialized taking a rest at a table in an Alpha home. Numerous folks in the neighborhood have had equivalent happenings involving a similar phantom. Based on what the residents allege, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while driving through Alpha many years ago.
A very large turtle showed up gazing at folks in an Alpha trailer through a keyhole.
An extraterrestrial was spotted in a secluded zone near Alpha.
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Ghost Sightings From Alpha
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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