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An extremely large eland is sometimes noticed at Frosty Acres Lake Dam in the early morning hours struggling to grab something.
The spirit of a man having half his head gone has been witnessed on many occasions hurling pebbles into Moose Reservoir at midnight.
A medusa may now and then be spotted up on Lowe Mound meditating.
A gigantic mongoose has repeatedly been perceived dragging a body from the chilly water of Lone Grove Branch after midnight.
A space invader from Jupiter is frequently witnessed pushing orbs about beneath a streetlight in Alma.
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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