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These are some lies we made up about Allerton.
A gigantic reptile is repeatedly noticed in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.
Count Dracula can often be seen by Freedwell Branch gulping blood from a bottle.
The spirit of a sturdy lumberjack holding a sizeable axe can be spotted frequently by an old woman hiking along a trail in the vicinity of Allerton. A local person alleges that this ghost enjoys scaring foolhardy folks who come trying to find ghosts in Allerton. Nevertheless, it's a creepy phantom that should be kept away from.
A menacing skeleton has every now and then been noticed taking a rest in a beanbag in a trailer in Allerton. One of the folks who live here steadfastly declares that this ghost may be the spirit of a local who died here in Allerton some decades ago.
A colossal monkey is every now and then distinguished pacing from building to building in the early morning hours before sunrise on an Allerton road.
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Ghost Sightings From Allerton
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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