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A colossal elk came into view drifting by on Big Slough on a dark night.
A space alien from space was spotted trying to exclaim something up on the pinnacle of Orrville Hills.
An extraterrestrial was distinguished very late at night soaring across the Orrville Hills.
An martian tourist from another solar system has repeatedly been seen contemplating by Catfish Bend.
An alien from deep space is frequently made out by Cypress Swamps scaring folks.
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Ghost Sightings From Allendale
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Ghost Sightings From Allendale
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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