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These are some lies we made up about Alhambra.
An extremely large armadillo came into sight at Staunton Coal Company Reservoir Dam on a dark night taking in the surroundings.
A female with a sword sticking out of her head was noticed beside the water's edge at Staunton Coal Company Reservoir pointing at the observer. The phantom didn't seem to be bothered by the eye witnesses.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object came into view at Sand Creek before dawn flinging pieces of wood into the flow.
A space man from planet Jupiter was perceived concealing a dead body by a sizeable rock in John Slifka Memorial Park very late at night.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy was made out seated at the dining table in an Alhambra residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Alhambra
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Ghost Sightings From Alhambra
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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