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These are some lies we made up about Algonquin.
The ghost of a young gentleman in a winter jacket has purportedly been distinguished on one or two occasions down at Indian Trail Beach on a dark night going for a dip. Whatever people utter, it undeniably is a menacing ghost that should be avoided.
An alien can repeatedly be spotted fly fishing from the water's edge of Lake Braewood on a dark night.
A beheaded man can be witnessed time and again staggering through a flat close to Algonquin. A number of of those who live here assert this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Algonquin a long time ago. One thing is for guaranteed, this spirit sure is menacing; one that you don't want to come across very late at night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy has sometimes been witnessed at Lake Marian Dam on a dark night taking in the view.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is from time to time observed at a public phone in Algonquin using the telephone.
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gigantic wolf has been observed on numerous instances in Aldis Park late at night concealing a body by a sizeable rock.
An alien can every so often be seen by Turnberry Wetlands tossing pebbles.
A female with her arms severed has frequently been seen striding through an Algonquin area churchyard. Well, this is an unlikable spirit that
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any wise person would not want to bump into.
Goldilocks is regularly spotted downing blood from a mug next to a deserted highway close to Algonquin before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has allegedly been noticed on numerous occasions trying to locate a book in the center of Cary Creek.
The ghost of a guy hauling a blood-covered machete may regularly be seen standing by a desolate highway outside Algonquin. It's been said that this specific spirit likes scaring foolish people who have the guts to disrupt the tranquility in Algonquin.
The ghost of a civil war soldier may be witnessed repeatedly in an apartment in Algonquin.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos has once in a while been distinguished near the entrance to Chain O'Lakes State Park smoking a pipe.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is from time to time noticed in an Algonquin home.
The ghost of a gentleman having letters engraved into his head has supposedly been observed on many occasions
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becoming visible in a bedroom mirror. In any case, it is certainly a frightening phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Algonquin
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Ghost Sightings From Algonquin
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
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