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A large terrifying beast has been said to have been observed on one or two occasions browsing through a fridge in the kitchen of an Alexis home in the early morning hours.
The phantom of an aged Indian chief may regularly be distinguished flinging chunks of concrete into Glass Lake after midnight. A number of folks assert this spirit is possibly the struggling spirit of a local person who used to have a home here in Alexis. Whatever folks articulate, this ghost undoubtedly is chilling; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy can be spotted time and again in Spring Grove Cemetery Prairie Nature Preserve in the early morning hours hauling a corpse across the dirt.
An ET from planet Mars has occasionally been perceived by Roney Lake Dam before dawn staring at the water.
An extremely large capybara is sometimes observed on a dark night floating along Middle Henderson Creek.
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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