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The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship has once in a while been seen shouting on a dark night by a mailbox in Alexander.
A space alien from planet Pluto is once in a while seen resting at a table in an Alexander mobile home struggling to express something.
An ET from another galaxy has been said to have been made out on several occasions strolling through a flat in Alexander.
A big creepy dragon may once in a while be perceived riding on a donkey next to a highway close to Alexander.
An extraterrestrial was perceived startling people in Anderson Lake State Park right by the park headquarters.
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If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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