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These are some lies we made up about Aledo.
A female's body with a bear's head may be seen often riding on a stallion alongside a road in close proximity to Aledo.
A gigantic bull has once in a while been noticed covering a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Central Park before dawn.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is once in a while spotted by Dellitt Lake Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
A space alien from planet Pluto has been said to have been perceived on a few occasions at Douglas Creek at midnight heaving chunks of concrete into the water.
A guy with the head of a devil can every so often be distinguished staggering through a residence close to Aledo. In any case, it is in all certainty a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A woman ablaze, grasping a petroleum tank has often been observed in a phone booth in Aledo using the telephone.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is repeatedly perceived seeking a woman by a secluded
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road near Aledo at midnight.
An ET is known to have been spotted on a handful of instances staying in an abandoned home in Aledo.
Nicolaus Copernicus can regularly be witnessed mounted on a scooter on a dark road next to Aledo.
An extremely large hare can be seen often quite near Argyle Lake State Park looking.
An alien traveler from another galaxy has sometimes been spotted in a building in Aledo.
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Ghost Sightings From Aledo
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Ghost Sightings From Aledo
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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