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These are some lies we made up about Albion.
The ghost of a delivery man was distinguished smoking a pipe in Birkbeck Memorial at the stroke of midnight. The spirit did not seem to be agonized by the eye witnesses. Residents assert that this ghost likes frightening unwise people who come seeking ghosts in Albion. No matter what, it's undoubtedly a terrifying ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
A giant aardvark was seen by Albion Moose Lake Dam in the early morning hours staring at the water.
A female person has frequently been spotted drifting by on Big Creek on a dark night.
The martian commander of a UFO is regularly seen in the backseat of a Buick by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a female having demonic signs etched into her nose is known to have been witnessed on many occasions cutting grass in the back yard of an apartment in Albion. Whatever folks state, this is a horrible ghost that you would not want to meet
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in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a lady with a dagger in her head can be seen often by the entrance to Harmonie State Park yelling. A local person argues that this spirit may well be a celebrated past local of Albion.
A female having the head of a goblin has now and then been noticed sitting on a stool in an apartment in Albion.
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Ghost Sightings From Albion
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Ghost Sightings From Albion
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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