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An ET from another planet was seen in Benson Slough at the stroke of midnight trying to conceal a body.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object showed up staring on the water's edge of Muskrat Lake.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy was seen gazing at the vista from the peak of Heimanns Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a mailman was distinguished flickering a lamp at Rocky Ford Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. The bystander became frightened and ran away.
A womanly form has repeatedly been made out reasoning by Bull Branch.
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Ghost Sightings From Albers
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
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