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These are some lies we made up about Albany.
The spirit of an aged witch was perceived before dawn floating down on Beaver Slough. The phantom was ingested by the thin air after being made out. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an unpleasant ghost that any sane person would not want to encounter.
An extremely large seal has frequently been observed in an Albany area shoe store, staggering the aisles.
A large chilling giant is regularly seen taking a rest at the kitchen counter in an Albany building going crazy.
An alien from another galaxy has purportedly been made out on frequent occasions striding through a trailer in Albany.
A space alien can frequently be distinguished pulling a body across the dirt in Bickelhaupt Arboretum very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Albany
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Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
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